APEX Guild Application

[Xaratherus]

Thanks for your interest in joining APEX!

Please fill out the list of questions below and paste them as a reply to this thread. If you've got any other information you'd like to pass on, please feel free to add it at the end of your application.

1. What is your character's name?
   
   
   
2. What is your quest?
   
   
   
3. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
   Note: An answer of "I don't know" will get you tossed into the Pit of Inequity without question.
   
   
   
4. How old are you?
   Remember that APEX is a 18-and-over guild.
   
   
   
5. How did you hear about the Azeroth Power EXchange?
   
   
   
6. What characters (names, levels, and classes) would you like to bring into APEX?
   
   
   
7. What are your feelings on four-letter words that would likely get you written up if used in most corporate environments?
   
   
   
8. Do you have a problem with silly guild events?
   Some examples might be: "Falling Bodies" day where we strip naked and plummet to our deaths over Shattrath City; running low level instances and then giving away the greens to needy toons in lowbie areas; harmless hazing rituals for newer members (such as cross-dressing your toons and begging for money on the fountain in Stormwind)?
   
   
   
9. What's the atomic number of molybdenum?
   
   
   
10. When minor interpersonal problems arise at work, school, or between your friends or family, you are more likely to:
    
    
    
    1. Ignore them; they'll go away on their own eventually
       
    2. Angrily confront the person and call them various four-letter words
       
    3. Ask your boss, teacher, or friend to intervene as a mediator
       
    4. Politely talk to the other person and try to reach a compromise on the issue before falling back to one of the other options
       
    
    
    
    
11. Have you read the guild charter?
    
    
    
12. After reading the guild charter, do you think we're a bunch of overly-verbose crackheads?
    
    
    
13. Do you still want to join?
    
    
    
14. Did you use Wikipedia to answer question 9? Answer honestly!
    
    
    
15. Are there currently any Benders (members of APEX) that know you or know of you, and despite this fact still would like you to join the guild?

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[Bryhne]

What is your character's name?
Bryhne

What is your quest?
To destroy Cap and Kul's life partnership

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Note: An answer of "I don't know" will get you tossed into the Pit of Inequity without question.
African or European?


How old are you?
Remember that APEX is a 18-and-over guild.
Old enough

How did you hear about the Azeroth Power EXchange?
Cap

What characters (names, levels, and classes) would you like to bring into APEX?
Bryhne, level 18 hunter


What are your feelings on four-letter words that would likely get you written up if used in most corporate environments?
The more the better

Do you have a problem with silly guild events?
Some examples might be: "Falling Bodies" day where we strip naked and plummet to our deaths over Shattrath City; running low level instances and then giving away the greens to needy toons in lowbie areas; harmless hazing rituals for newer members (such as cross-dressing your toons and begging for money on the fountain in Stormwind)?
I like nudity ... so definitely don't have a problem

What's the atomic number of molybdenum?
The same as the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.

When minor interpersonal problems arise at work, school, or between your friends or family, you are more likely to:

Ignore them; they'll go away on their own eventually
Angrily confront the person and call them various four-letter words
Ask your boss, teacher, or friend to intervene as a mediator
Politely talk to the other person and try to reach a compromise on the issue before falling back to one of the other options

I jump straight to beating the shit out of them

Have you read the guild charter?
nope

After reading the guild charter, do you think we're a bunch of overly-verbose crackheads?
I know you are without having to read your charter

Do you still want to join?
yes indeed

Did you use Wikipedia to answer question 9? Answer honestly!
nope

Are there currently any Benders (members of APEX) that know you or know of you, and despite this fact still would like you to join the guild?
ummm ... Cap wants me to join but Kul will most likely vehemently oppose my addition ... don't listen to him and do it anyway
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